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princess-mihai: “princess-mihai: “First it was “go to college” Then it was “major in STEM” Then it was “one year experience” Then it was “three years experience” Then it was “three years of DIRECTLY RELATED experience” Then it was five years of...

princess-mihai:

princess-mihai:

First it was “go to college”

Then it was “major in STEM”

Then it was “one year experience”

Then it was “three years experience”

Then it was “three years of DIRECTLY RELATED experience”

Then it was five years of DIRECTLY RELATED experience"

Now, if you didn’t practically invent the technology a company uses, you’ve got no shot.

“but I started in the mailr..”

Nobody gives a f*ck about how you started in the mail room. You’re the CEO now. The mail room job is an unpaid internship now, and it requires 3 years of directly related mail delivery experience to even be considered. Sit down.

Holy shit, you reblogged this from 3 years ago and, like… there’s not a word here I’d change

derinthescarletpescatarian:

junnihilation:

bgm05:

bgm05:

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

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Originally posted by astralbondpro

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”